I think a quote from the judge in "Billy Madison" is in order:
I fear for the future of this planet.What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Also, is that AC Slater on there, from "Saved by the Bell"? I'm sure he is.