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all quality jokes, heard most of them before but still top!

my faves:

Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever

Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs

That cracked me up. The 3 stripes are definetly bout stripes on nova's with more then enough chavs in it, seen plenty. Got a similar one to that to.

SO DID YOU KNOW

Q: How does a chav add 300bhp to his Nova?
A: Add go-faster stripes

Here's a great example-

SEARCH: 'showcar' or 'modified' on ebay
RESULTS: Nova with standard 13" 'alloys', go-faster stripes, 2" tailpipe extension and 3 dozen sponsor stickers along the body.

Corect me if i'm wrong