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-Ben-

CalvinGTI wrote:i know what your saying mate . . i dont really wish to be single. . i just wish to either be richer or for me bird to get her inheritance off her old man !!!!!

hahah

*cud do with the £5.8 Million inheritance*

*Deeep sigh*



Cal

Marriage material

Giorgio wrote:

CalvinGTI wrote:i know what your saying mate . . i dont really wish to be single. . i just wish to either be richer or for me bird to get her inheritance off her old man !!!!!

hahah

*cud do with the £5.8 Million inheritance*

*Deeep sigh*



Cal

Marriage material

i'd say

Single, living at home, and f***ing loving it. I'm on 11k a year but still loaded £100/month rent (granted it's officially "only one room", out of a £600/m mortgage), low impact from food and utilities bills, and no worries about going out for dinner (or - as seems to be the case with almost every couple i know - a never ending stream of costly takeaways), valentines guff, etc.

Blow it, i'm a romantic inept and I know it, plus I don't have the time to do anything serious relationship wise. I can hardly afford the odd hour to nip on here, catch up with the goss, try to keep people on the hook when selling things etc.

That and all my sexual concentration at the moment is spent finding clever ways to fend off one of my best mates sisters who seems to think i'm giving her the come on ... would, but for the ensuing awkwardness.

Tahrey1043 wrote:That and all my sexual concentration at the moment is spent finding clever ways to fend off one of my best mates sisters who seems to think i'm giving her the come on ... would, but for the ensuing awkwardness.

i suggest some Billy-Bob teeth....don't shave for a week and smear globules of seat sub-frame grease over your mutton chops?
-Ben-

she's already seen me in that state often enough, so i don't think it would work...

oooh dear sounds like u've got a "Stage 5 Clinger" lol
anyone seen "The Wedding Crashers"??