.....:::::Joke:::::.....
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:11 pm
A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath
when, One of them was washing her private area and noticed there was a
slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement. They
went to her husband and explained what happened,telling him, "As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her
out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that
they'd close the curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few
minutes, the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The
nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure; Maybe she choked"
when, One of them was washing her private area and noticed there was a
slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement. They
went to her husband and explained what happened,telling him, "As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her
out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that
they'd close the curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few
minutes, the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The
nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure; Maybe she choked"
Really 