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Stole this off another forum:


Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?

B*W 3 Series forums
- - -Winston, why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Ford Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - problem with Wind noise around 210MPH

MX5 forums
- - - Some ******** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car

Hilux forum
- - -****** MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?

B*W 7-series forum
- - - Where to get a service on my Rolex?

Rover 800 forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

RangeRover Forum
- - - Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?

Delorean forum - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head
gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch
rims.

Toyota Yaris forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? are NiMH the ones to have

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get
in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade-in or sell the car
myself?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the
movie company.

AC Cobra forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How do i
get wee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get
the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's
£35 in petrol.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I'm thinking Blue and gold, anyone tried this combo ??

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?

Supra Forums
- - -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Volvo forum.
- - - What biker, I never saw a biker, he just came from nowhere, I
didn't mean to hit him."

Audi TT forums
- - - Is my TT ipod compatible?

Read them before but still so funny!

There's some quality ones' in that list

I thought they were good..that's why I posted 'em on E38

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

NornIron wrote:I thought they were good..that's why I posted 'em on E38

Oh yeah, thats where I got them from. I remember it was you that posted it, but couldn't remember which forum it was off.

In that case:

© NornIron this post

haha, seen it before, but still just as funny

Not read these before...

some funny ones there...

lol thats funny, makes my hangover a lil better

Hehe me likey

AC Cobra forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How do i
get wee stains out of the leather?

I thought two of the features of leather were a/ doesn't stain so easily, largely waterproof, b/ makes your bum all slidey and not a good idea in a 450hp, 800kg monster?
ANYWAY