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I am officially a murderer
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:51 pm
by Mouse_GTI
Driving to Uni this morning and there were bloody seagulls swooping down for something on the road. One obviously decided food was more important than it's life and I just caught the side of it doing around 50 as it flew up. There was a pretty loud bang and some feathers - looked over my shoulder to see it lying at the side of the road flapping its wings. Luckily my car didn't even have a mark on it.
Serves them right for s**t on my car at the weekend
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:12 pm
by olop_chris
Seagulls are scum anyway!!
In my opinion anyway
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:26 pm
by Chally_Rai
They are the new pigeon down here in devon! scroungers!
did you put it out its misery though?
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:32 pm
by GTILass
i just drove past a phesant that had been hit but was still flapping - i hope someone hit it and put it out its misery
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:45 pm
by (PoLoBoI)
i hit a duck on the motorway but only i saw bits on ma window and bonnet but ma bumper had a big piece missing so i had to buy a new bumper
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:55 pm
by DanDiesel
one of my managers at work hit a pheasant on the way to work and didn't realise that it was stuck in the grill of his jeep cherokee!!
until someone pointed it out about 6 hours later
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:43 pm
by mysteryboy
u go...!!
I hate birds... pigeons & seaguls in particular
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:48 pm
by GTILass
mysteryboy wrote:u go...!!
I hate birds... pigeons & seaguls in particular
yea i feel the same about men sometimes....seems a bit harsh dealing with it that way though
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:12 pm
by Mouse_GTI
Not sure if the thing survived. I did kind of feel sorry for it though coz it must of hurt!
I think men are like crows, quite intelligent. Some women are like seagulls and will shove anything down their throat
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:26 pm
by ModifiedMadness
We had one of the vans at work turn up one day with a seagull wedged in the grille.
Was pretty funny watching them pull it out
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:29 pm
by GTILass
Mouse_GTI wrote:Not sure if the thing survived. I did kind of feel sorry for it though coz it must of hurt!
I think men are like crows, quite intelligent. Some women are like seagulls and will shove anything down their throat
classy women there then
id rathe somethin died immediatly if i did kill something
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:47 pm
by Si_GTi
I've walloped a pigeon before now, there was just a loud *thunk* as the thing bounced off the car, and a load of feathers out the back
I regularly hit roadkill at the moment with the car being so low, the bigger birds hit the underside of the exhaust and also the engine undertray sometimes.. more feathers!
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:48 pm
by GTILass
Si_GTi wrote:I've walloped a pigeon before now, there was just a loud *thunk* as the thing bounced off the car, and a load of feathers out the back
I regularly hit roadkill at the moment with the car being so low, the bigger birds hit the underside of the exhaust and also the engine undertray sometimes.. more feathers!
i indicate around it....no way im attemptin to drive over a badger
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:56 pm
by shantybeater
I hit a rabbit not so long ago...had to go back and kill the thing...it wasn't nice....
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:59 pm
by olop_chris
The only road kill i have performed...is hitting a rabbit...
Felt horrible! locked on my brakes but it was well and truley squashed.
Poor little Peter Rabbit