Blonde Joke
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:19 pm
Three blondes were walking in the woods one day, chatting about blonde things, when suddenly they came across a river - a veritable raging torrent.
"How are we going to get across this!!!" wailed the three staring hoplessly at the water.
"I wish i was 10 times clever, then i'm sure i could think of a way to get across" complained the first blonde, luckily, un-beknown to her, she was stood beneath a Magic Wishing Tree, who heard her cry and granted her wish!
Instantly she turned into a Redhead and became 10 times cleverer. "i know, i'll swing across the river on that vine", She leaped onto the vine and agiley swang across
"wow" said the second blonde, amazed at her friends sudden intellectual advancement. "i wish i was a hundred times clever, then i could get across too!"
Low and behold she turns into a brunette and has an amazing idea! "i'll collect those branches and tie them with twine to create a raft!", she completes the raft and crosses the river without so much as a drop on her.
"wow and twice wow!" said our third blonde, having witnessed these miracles. "i wish i was a 1000 times clever so i could too think of a way to et across!"
Instantly she turned into a man and walked across the bridge!
BOOM BOOM i'm here all week!
"How are we going to get across this!!!" wailed the three staring hoplessly at the water.
"I wish i was 10 times clever, then i'm sure i could think of a way to get across" complained the first blonde, luckily, un-beknown to her, she was stood beneath a Magic Wishing Tree, who heard her cry and granted her wish!
Instantly she turned into a Redhead and became 10 times cleverer. "i know, i'll swing across the river on that vine", She leaped onto the vine and agiley swang across
"wow" said the second blonde, amazed at her friends sudden intellectual advancement. "i wish i was a hundred times clever, then i could get across too!"
Low and behold she turns into a brunette and has an amazing idea! "i'll collect those branches and tie them with twine to create a raft!", she completes the raft and crosses the river without so much as a drop on her.
"wow and twice wow!" said our third blonde, having witnessed these miracles. "i wish i was a 1000 times clever so i could too think of a way to et across!"
Instantly she turned into a man and walked across the bridge!
BOOM BOOM i'm here all week!
