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Well, i'm sure some of you have started to hear the Fritzel jokes so thought i'd post up for some who haven't!

I'm sorry if these offend anyone, so if moderaters find them to crude, i'll understand if topic is deleted!!
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1, Quite horrific, 24 years locked & f****d in a basement. Apparently she's gonna write a book about her ordeal! They say its gonna be a "best cellar"!!!

2, Josef Fritzel ltd : cellar conversions and sound proofing. A family business established 24 years!!

3, Just when Madeline McCann was winning the international hide and seek competition an Austrian blows her record away with 24years in a celler.

4, old Austrian proverb :-

Women are like good wine, best left to mature in a celler

After seeing the shocking events unfold in Austria, a nervous Gerry McCann annonced his family would be promtly moving from their lovely 4-Bedroom suburban home.

In Austria a journalist asked the neighbour of Josef Fritzel. "How long have you known Mr Fritzel's daughter Alice", He replied "ALICE? ALICE?! Who the f**k is ALICE?! For 24 years I've been living next door to Alice?"

Elizebet Frizl has been crowned hide and seek champion after hiding for 24 years. The McCann's have branded her a "cheat", claiming she got help off her dad.

These are classic!