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right i have now dewiperd the rear of my car... spare of the moment idea... then i thought ooh it really annoys me when people drive up my ass so what can i do to prevent this... then it hit me cut the pipe that carries the water to the rear wiper put a hole in the gromit and have a kind of water gun on the back of my car lol... ive now done it but would like it a bit more powerfull so it will shoot back maybe 5ft max... anyone know how i can pressurise it to do this ?

ill upload pics of it later maybe tomorrow... lol its hilarious !

make a smaller whole in the end maybe, lol

i hod thought about doin this for mine except facing it towards the pavement lol

Lewis

then i thought ooh it really annoys me when people drive up my ass so what can i do to prevent this...

How about either a) driving faster or b) just pulling over, letting them past, and getting on with your life?

Was racing a 6n polo once and he did the same thing, except that he did not de-wiper but just took of the top nozzle fing so it shoots out straight and not upwards towards the windscreen. Must say that his worked a treat and was verrrrryy funny!

TRY A SMALLER DIAMETER HOSE IT SHOULD PROVIDE THE REQUIRED PRESSURE BUT WATCH PLOD DOESN'T CATCH YOU.

And seriousely - you dont need to post this in 5 DIFFERENT categories on the forum - one is enough mate.

Redline wrote:

then i thought ooh it really annoys me when people drive up my ass so what can i do to prevent this...

How about either a) driving faster or b) just pulling over, letting them past, and getting on with your life?

Agreed...

If you are slow enough to get in peoples way, then get pull over and let them past FFS.... if someone started spraying me I would not be amused..... Neither would the police!

Does sound rather fun i must admit, if a little silly but we have all had it wen u get some idiot regardless off ur speed your doin!

Like when ur driving with ur mates you could get them or summin, i like!

I think a smaller water pipe will do the job and maybe get a smaller nozzle to fit to the end of it so it makes the point of which it comes out at small?

If that makes sense!

lol, do it ive now done mine i put the end nozzel on it that projects it further it so funny people just laugh when i spray them lol

jheez its obvious not everyone has a sense of humour ! i rarely speed as i could do without the points, so you may wanna drive faster but im happy at my 30-35 mph and northampton is flipping police central so good luck getting away with speeding around here.

so redline and tegwin... get over it !... the poilice cant do anything as its not illegal... and if your close enought to get sprayed then its not my problem

if the police ask u u could say its ur front washer jets spraying over ur car. some cars do it and it hits theyre screen and goes over to my car. dont get annoyed over it tho.

as for speeding if someones right up my a$$ tough if they wanna speed thats up to them. if they wanna go faster they can overtake but im not speeding up to make them happy. at the end of the day if i crash into someone or something and then say the guy was behind me so i had to go faster are the police really gonna say "ok then thats fine dont do it again" specially if the guy has gone. if he was stopped as well then u could prob get away with it.

red6n2 wrote:right i have now dewiperd the rear of my car... spare of the moment idea... then i thought ooh it really annoys me when people drive up my ass so what can i do to prevent this... then it hit me cut the pipe that carries the water to the rear wiper put a hole in the gromit and have a kind of water gun on the back of my car lol... ive now done it but would like it a bit more powerfull so it will shoot back maybe 5ft max... anyone know how i can pressurise it to do this ?

ill upload pics of it later maybe tomorrow... lol its hilarious !

I sooooo wanna see this

Try and get a video up! What would be funnier if you were able to somehow install seperate tanks for the front and rear washer fluid and fill the rear one with ribena or something.

Ash

LOL that does sound insane. the mix will b endless if you could seperate........

meeky wrote:LOL that does sound insane. the mix will b endless if you could seperate........

Indeed! You could just pi$$ in the one for the rear washer

Ash

how about when theres a convertible behind you!