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It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only needs to be:-


1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynaecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organiser

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls



AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:



50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


53. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes




HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :



1. Shag him



2. Leave him in peace

lol
too bloody right; this week i have had to be numbers

1, 2, 7, 8, 10, 11, 16, 17, 20, 21, 23, 24, 27, 29, 30, 34 - 38, 40, 45, 46, 48 and 50

and the most I can expect out of it is a bit of "to make a man happy" number 2 - when she's at work or the gym. (as the woman i'm sharing my house with is my mother, i would rather not receive any number 1, or provide several of the first section's options)

thats cool

i was thinking about getting a woman until i read that lot.....makes me feel happy to be single now

My my, you don't half have to jump through some hoops!

no u wouldnt need to wory bout that, u can play the field but im sure some girls will still want some of that even if they arnt ur girl

its a hard life being a bloke aint it guys

metz wrote:its a hard life being a bloke aint it guys

I'll second that

LOL! We've to put up with you lot ... any wonder we have such high expectations!

polo_chick wrote:LOL! We've to put up with you lot ... any wonder we have such high expectations!

what is it we do so wrong??

You have to ask!? haha! Naw I'm only joking .. you aren't all bad!

Nice looking ride btw bev... tho i'm not sure about those lexy lights (ducks & covers)
personal taste and all that!

hehehe, quite amusing, and must agree on em!

although i do like a bit more than a shag and left in peice! there r other good things u no!

Like steak and a blowjob? with an option on cold beer and footy and/or hong kong chop socky goodness?

sounds silly but thats probably true