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Posted: **Mon Jun 28, 2004 3:45 pm**

Just been flicking through Chavscum.co.uk and I thought I'd post a couple of pictures:

This picture I like mainly cos now that England are out, he's going to have to justify his flags by supporting Tiger Tim!

Now this really is a classy bird:

Fetch! Kill! SIT!!!

Absolutely no real reason to post these but nethermind!

Posted: **Mon Jun 28, 2004 5:07 pm**

imagine having that car AND that girl.

Chav Royalty...

Posted: **Mon Jun 28, 2004 5:10 pm**

I really wish I had taken a pic of this astra estate going round my area. That truly was plastered in the red and white. And all I can say after that regarding the chavette: EUGH!

Posted: **Mon Jun 28, 2004 5:17 pm**

There's also a fiesta near me with St George's flag on the bonnet and wing mirrors. It makes me laugh what some people think is cool.

As for that classy bird, i've seen better looking prostitutes on street corners (not that i go looking

) than her.

She is a true MUNTER.

Posted: **Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:06 pm**

Have a look at this thread
http://www.volkszone.com/VZi/showthread ... adid=96685

29 pages of total chavness

Posted: **Sun Jul 18, 2004 6:14 am**

thats it, the digicam's staying in the car from now on!

Posted: **Tue Jul 20, 2004 12:32 am**

gawd-dayum i missed a couple grand opportunities on the way down here to borneo-mouth via steve/concept-e's.... had the camera but the sodding batteries went flat!

superior chav royalty in a petrol station by castle vale (those of you that know it, know what i mean!)... metallic green pug 205 DIESEL (non turbo) that had seen better days - replete with alloys, fresian-cow style seat covers, de-badge front grille (that seemed to be a corsa one hammered to fit), loud exhaust... being driven by a kevette, probably borrowed from her (current) boy friend. biiiig gold hoopy earrings and baseball cap but a not so bad pink tracksuit.... accompianied in the passenger seat by her daughter with the classic blue adidas trackie and bleached blonde bun.. hehe.
I think they drove off without paying for their half tank of diesel, too

And, a sad thing.... a 'rado being driven by king chav (full white track regalia including hat) - VERY badly and weaving in and out of traffic in a way that he probably thought was getting him ahead... tho he always picked the slowest lane in a load of shoulder-to-shoulder 65mph traffic on the m25 and never managed to hold on to any extra yard he gained over me (sitting in the inside lane) til he pulled off. Nasty looking damage to 3 corners of the beast, which really got showed up when a mint black VR6 corrado nipped by the two of us with much skills in evidence and disappeared.

(the third opportunity, it was just too horrible, its wiped itself from my mind without electronic backup evidence... was definately a corsa or saxo moment however, as you cant get finer)

Posted: **Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:46 am**

i wanna know who invents these words they are class

Scallie
Barry Boy
Chav

what ever next lol

Ross

Posted: **Tue Jul 20, 2004 7:06 pm**

Somebody somewhere(can't remember which forum it was on, probably Volkszone) looked up "chav" which apparantly is an abbreviation of "CHeltenham AVerage" so they found...dunno how true it is though...

Posted: **Tue Jul 20, 2004 8:21 pm**

u could ask on that text a question thing that the papers and radio have been going on about, i would if i knew the number

Posted: **Tue Jul 20, 2004 8:47 pm**

Another! Stupid shutter didn't release quick enough.... Metallic green corsa with a body kit... that must have been nicked off two others, as it was silver at the front and on the skirts, and red at the back! Eugh! (In bournemouth, which has even better barry action than brum!*)

* Say it 10 times fast