Joke - Never assume!!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:19 pm
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed,he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight.You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed,he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight.You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.