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Minor Irritants...

Posted: Thu May 15, 2003 9:10 pm
by Nelson_Wilbury
Just noticed the most minor things are really annoying me allot at the moment, so me being me I've made a list :lol:

1. People who take me seriously on message boards
2. People who dismiss Bob Dylan's entire body of work as "Boring"
3. People who condem light childish humour as 'boring' and 'immature'.
4. People who say this (movie/film/programme/album etc) "sucks", without giving a reason why.
5. People who say Vauxhall Corsa's are good cars
6. People who complain that School was utterly pointless
7. People who blow ciggarette smoke in your face just to p*** you off. Look, if you want to smoke, it's your funeral, so to speak, but don't rub my face in it.
8. People who use the word "gay" incessantly to descrbe ANYTHING they don't like
9. People who think low budget movies = bad movies
10. People who don't like The Clash
11. People at work who every morning say to me "Were You Att' last night mate??" or "I got totally rat-arsed last night!!". Don't get me wrong, I'm not a straight, but do you have to ask/tell me every morning? :roll:
12. Lorry drivers who try to overtake each other when they both know they have 55mph limiters and then hold up about a miles worth of traffic!!
13. People who have an obsession for 'Friends'. Its not that funny!!
14. People who stop at point 14 when making a hate list

Theres so much more I could list :lol:
So what irritates you lot then?

Posted: Thu May 15, 2003 9:14 pm
by Mikeyw
How gay is the above post!






:P

Posted: Thu May 15, 2003 9:16 pm
by Nelson_Wilbury
lol

Sorry if it sounds like I'm on a moan its just theres no one on msn and I've got nothing better to do tonight!!

Anyway, two more...

15: People who say that hate the French and when asked why can't tell you!! :roll:
16: and of course, people who go 'Oohh' when you use your remote to unlock your car :wink:

Posted: Thu May 15, 2003 9:23 pm
by Ian
Lorry drivers and those big buses - since when have you seen any going at 55 !!

Buses - followed one the other day doing 80 - lorry drivers only do 55 when playing with each other in outside lane when they know there is a queue behind.

Other things...

1. Minor irritants !!!
2. saxo drivers
3. corsa drivers
4. People who say 'who Floyd'?
5. My wife insisting on playing boyzone and other crap when she's driving - mind you she's knicked my coldplay cd now so that's good
6. Someone who knicks your coldplay cd

Posted: Thu May 15, 2003 9:24 pm
by Mikeyw
Women.....I mean people who say they will be a second and take 2 hours to get ready and then catch the last 10 mins of the film! :roll:

Posted: Thu May 15, 2003 9:36 pm
by Nelson_Wilbury
* People who don't like kebabs (now, i'm not a kebab freak, but come on, not even when you're drunk???)
* Britney. "I'm so deep, so alternative, so rebellious, so angst-ridden, so multi-platinum, so stadium pop, so corporate, so manufactured, so unbelievably *ahem*". Need I say any more??

Posted: Thu May 15, 2003 9:43 pm
by dxg
* Britney. "I'm so deep, so alternative, so rebellious, so angst-ridden, so multi-platinum, so stadium pop, so corporate, so manufactured, so unbelievably *ahem*". Need I say any more??
Avril Lavigne's worse, but at least people aren't falling for it quite so quickly this time - http://www.avrilution.com/

Bob who, now? The Smash, The Clints, The what, now?

Only jesting!

Posted: Thu May 15, 2003 10:04 pm
by Nelson_Wilbury
dxg wrote:
* Britney. "I'm so deep, so alternative, so rebellious, so angst-ridden, so multi-platinum, so stadium pop, so corporate, so manufactured, so unbelievably *ahem*". Need I say any more??
Avril Lavigne's worse, but at least people aren't falling for it quite so quickly this time - http://www.avrilution.com/
Like the link, especially as it comments on Tom Petty's 'Money Became King' song 8)

Last one tonight...

* Students who spend all day in charity shops buying up vinyl that I would have wanted if I had the time to search for it. And they are probably thinking it is just a nice cover or something which they can nail to the wall rather than wanting the music therein

Posted: Thu May 15, 2003 10:13 pm
by Josh_PoloGTi
7. People who blow ciggarette smoke in your face just to p*** you off. Look, if you want to smoke, it's your funeral, so to speak, but don't rub my face in it.

That pisses me off too...

8. People who use the word "gay" incessantly to descrbe ANYTHING they don't like

Guilty

9. People who think low budget movies = bad movies

Not Guilty

12. Lorry drivers who try to overtake each other when they both know they have 55mph limiters and then hold up about a miles worth of traffic!!

Agree - I think Dan Hardhitter will agree too

13. People who have an obsession for 'Friends'. Its not that funny!!

Agree

Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 4:03 pm
by Krupa
Ian wrote: 4. People who say 'who Floyd'?
Well said.

I can add these to the list:

- when you find the most remote space of a car park to avoid dings from people opening their door against your car, only to come back to the nastiest heap of rust with three child seats in the back parked 1ft away from you. :x

- people who drive around town thrashing standard sound systems, attempting to impress the girlies with their farting distortion. Nice.

- the way it always rains when you've got no coat, and it suddenly goes sunny if you have

Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 7:40 pm
by Nelson_Wilbury
Josh_PoloGTi wrote:
8. People who use the word "gay" incessantly to descrbe ANYTHING they don't like

Guilty
lol, well I shall let you off on that one :P

* Women who come up to you in parties and try and pull you onto the dance floor. Nothing wrong with dancing except when I'm doing it I suspect I look like a deranged epileptic spastic. Nelson's better off looking cool at the bar 8) Dancing is fun. But only when drunk. And I'm crap at it. :lol:

* People who don't take me seriously at work because of my age. :?

Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 8:55 pm
by Ballyhoo
Caravans! Bloody Caravans!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oh and people who cut you up and nearly cause accidents-Twats!!!!! :twisted:

(Excuse my language-I nearly crashed my car :twisted: due to one of these idiots!)

Ahhh...feel better now thats off my chest! 8)

Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 9:06 pm
by Speedlaw
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(Just kidding of course)

Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 9:10 pm
by Nelson_Wilbury
Speedlaw wrote:"No, You're The Homo"

(Just kidding of course)
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 9:39 pm
by Speedlaw
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Last one. I promise!