* I thought my window was down but I found out it was up when I put my hand through it.
* The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
* The turkey was in the oven. I opened the door, armed with a baster and a pair of oven gloves, but the turkey was heavier than I expected and it flew out of the oven onto the floor! Luckily I had just hoovered so I was able to put it back in the tin and finish cooking it. We had a lovely meal, but the carpet was ruined.
* An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and then vanished.
* As I turned the ignition key I glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the enbankment.
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