MUST DESTROY

Tahrey1043 · Post by **Tahrey1043** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:23 am

ever get that feeling....? what was the last thing to make you do that.

personally i want to destroy college librarians, as they often seem to be owt but the slack-off, working-person-hating scum of the toilet galaxy. argh. sitting around browsing the net all day seems to detach you from the reality of folk having to get things done to deadline.

ModifiedMadness · Post by **ModifiedMadness** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:07 pm

Many things at work, for instance getting splashed today causing me to launch the hammer at the wall and slam the door, as the hammer was in my hand and the door was next to me

Also, they are less expensive that the thing that splashed me (no not the water, the thing the water goes through

)

I'm very patient you see.

Si_GTi · Post by **Si_GTi** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:14 pm

Must destroy... PRINTERS!

mysteryboy · Post by **mysteryboy** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:33 pm

must destoy - wanadoo - piece of \/\/ank stain motha fukin useless....

TERENCE · Post by **TERENCE** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:23 am

MUST DESTROY!!!

The dizzy blonde I have to keep explaing things to at work a million times. (She's been there for 3 months now!)

(No offence to blondes or dizzy people intended)

nickpolo · Post by **nickpolo** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:53 am

maybe she likes you terence? hats why she keeps seeking your worldly wisdom?

OMEGASUPR3ME · Post by **OMEGASUPR3ME** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:32 pm

was having a rubbish day at work and there was a CD playing that had been playing for weeks without being changed, so i asked for it to be changed because it was driving me crazy, then when i was in the room with the cd player i grabbed the cd and scratched it down the wall thinking that it was a rubbish free from a newspaper cd. then i discovered to my horror that it was a cd of one of the lush girls in work who im trying to pull. so now i have to pay her back and all the girls in work hate me. great! so that made me even more mad so i went home and played prince of persia 3. which made me even more mad because of the bad controls, which made me throw my controler accross the room. then i went for a spin with my mates and managed to get 115 out of my 1.4 8v hehe

nickpolo · Post by **nickpolo** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:45 pm

where do you work? a hairdressers?

mysteryboy · Post by **mysteryboy** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:36 pm

OMEGASUPR3ME wrote:was having a rubbish day at work and there was a CD playing that had been playing for weeks without being changed, so i asked for it to be changed because it was driving me crazy, then when i was in the room with the cd player i grabbed the cd and scratched it down the wall thinking that it was a rubbish free from a newspaper cd. then i discovered to my horror that it was a cd of one of the lush girls in work who im trying to pull. so now i have to pay her back and all the girls in work hate me. great! so that made me even more mad so i went home and played prince of persia 3. which made me even more mad because of the bad controls, which made me throw my controler accross the room. then i went for a spin with my mates and managed to get 115 out of my 1.4 8v hehe

Tris · Post by **Tris** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:03 pm

nickpolo · Post by **nickpolo** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:25 pm

with regards to scratching the cd, what can i say, you're a dick

ModifiedMadness · Post by **ModifiedMadness** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:04 pm

OMEGASUPR3ME wrote:was having a rubbish day at work and there was a CD playing that had been playing for weeks without being changed, so i asked for it to be changed because it was driving me crazy, then when i was in the room with the cd player i grabbed the cd and scratched it down the wall thinking that it was a rubbish free from a newspaper cd. then i discovered to my horror that it was a cd of one of the lush girls in work who im trying to pull. so now i have to pay her back and all the girls in work hate me. great! so that made me even more mad so i went home and played prince of persia 3. which made me even more mad because of the bad controls, which made me throw my controler accross the room. then i went for a spin with my mates and managed to get 115 out of my 1.4 8v hehe

That has to be the funniest one I've read

jon_poloV · Post by **jon_poloV** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:24 pm

Receptionists at doctor surgerys.

drive me up the blody wall.

Jon

Tahrey1043 · Post by **Tahrey1043** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:46 pm

lol surprisingly popular thread this

guess the world's full of tw@ts put here to do nothing but wind you up!

Tho..... don't be so hard on 0mega, mysti..... I can totally sympathise with that situation (there is nothing more brain-frying at work than a crappy CD on constant repeat, or a really banal radio station - you cannot ever be paid enough to tolerate that kind of torture, better to be on the dole). Should have taken the time to look at the disc and see whether it might have belonged to someone, but the lass still deserved it for inflicting such punishment, he can't have been the only one itching to do that... anyway you can always buy a replacement, no-one needs to freak out so much so long as you apologise and offer to replace it. My advice: don't pull her - she'd only irritate the life out of you.
(then, find a CD out of your collection that will wind THEM up the most that you don't mind sacrificing, put it in the machine on constant repeat - and jam the lid and controls with araldite*)

oh, and i work with sec's who do similar work to those at a doctors, it can be as bad on the other side of the desk when having to deal with them... one of ours is the worst writer/speller/note-taker of anyone on the department

and is totally oblivious to it.

ARRRRRGHHH

* yes, its superglue, so it may get you trouble for killing the player... but its the type that you can remove with solvent, so its reversible...

OMEGASUPR3ME · Post by **OMEGASUPR3ME** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:26 am

i work in a lesiure centre as a lifeguard but we do a hell of a lot of cleanin and dealin with little shizzles who have no idea of what respect is and should be givin a good hiding! but neway yes i am dick, a big fat one, but a quick look on play.com and the cd is winging its way too her now. got a formal verbal warning from a supervisor aswell lol! but it was an accident and lifes been a shiz atm so my supervisor was sympathetic, and most of the people in work are still civil to me, and quite a lot of them think its fcukin hillerious! and keep sayin "dont go mad now jim otherwise we wont have anything to listen to" etc etc etc. i would try and play my own music but most of it has swearing in lol, unless i whack the old emo out! or i could get my old favourite linkin park! that contains no swearing and still kicks ass