How do you give over 100%?

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KarlM
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How do you give over 100%?

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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions:

What makes up 100% in life? If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T you V W X why Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-you-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-you-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard work and knowledge will get you close,

And, Attitude will get you there,

s**t and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!!


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Post by toXXin »

LMAO!!! That's so true and I'm sending it to work now!
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pure fuking class
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