The World's Chavviest Nightclub...probably

Ollie_R · Post by **Ollie_R** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:13 pm

While browsing the B3ta links board, I came across this gem of a nightclub.

http://www.thenewmonkey.net/index.php

If you've seen those various websites of those dodgy clubs, with their, let's say...unique clientele, such as Budzbar, or that comparison with the Swedish and British nightclubs.

What makes it so funny, along with the clientele of the 'New Monkey' is the website's dodgy spelling and grammar, also I found this:

BECAUSE OF THE PROBLEMS THE CLUB HAS BEEN HAVING LATELY THERE A FEW THINGS THAT MEMBERS CAN HELP WITH 1. DO NOT USE THE HOSPITAL FOR CALLING TAXIS AND KEEP CLEAR OF THIER GROUNDS 2. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE TICKETS FOR THE METRO AND DO NOT BE LOUD OR LAIRY 3. FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE AND DO NOT PUSH IN OR BE LOUD REMEMBER EVERYBODY WILL GET IN JUST BE PATIENT ( ANY MEMBER WHO DOES NOT ADHERE TO THESE REQUESTS WILL HAVE THERE MEMBERSHIP REVOKED )

Looks like a nice lot of people go to this club. Also, it's member's only, I guess the people who go there must be pretty special

Also, by the looks of it, the club seems to have more drugs than Colombia

Here's some pictures of the lovely clients of this club:

http://www.thenewmonkey.net/gallery/11t ... %20048.jpg

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http://www.thenewmonkey.net/gallery/Hal ... %20166.jpg

http://www.thenewmonkey.net/gallery/Hal ... %20217.jpg

Please feel free to post up any other pictures of these lovely people

Mouse_GTI · Post by **Mouse_GTI** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:24 pm

Probably the equivalent of "Drum" in Aberdeen. Full of drugged up chavs with knives (literally) going nuts to super hardcore DnB

R1CH · Post by **R1CH** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:58 pm

Classy spot then

DubGTI · Post by **DubGTI** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:15 am

Certainly looks like Halloween

Better they do that then roam the streets causing fuss.

bobtknob · Post by **bobtknob** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:22 pm

haha that club is not far from me
every one round here knows the monkey
the police stop the trains before it to check the charvas/townies/etc. before
my mate was on the train and over 100 got pulled lol
it erm not classy lol
every geordie on this forum wil prove this for me
lol

Dee-vub · Post by **Dee-vub** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:29 am

i'v been in Drum mouse........its scary!!!!

Mouse_GTI · Post by **Mouse_GTI** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:41 pm

Dee-vub wrote:i'v been in Drum mouse........its scary!!!!

You are a very brave person