Sorry for any offense caused to any chav's that may use the forum! Just got sent this and thought it was rather funny!
Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society
Q. What does a chav girl use for protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny
Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit
Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted
Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. The defendant
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever
Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride
Q. If you are driving and you see a chav on a bike, why should you try not
to hit them?
A. It might be your bike
Q. Whats the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at
Q. Why are chavs like Slinkeys?
A. They have no real use, but it is great fun to watch one fall down the
stairs
Q. Two chavs in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The Police
Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of a river?
A. A start
Q. Why is three chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A. A Nova has four seats
Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Big Mac please
Chav jokes
My favouritevdubit wrote:Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society
Some more:
Q. What do you call a chav with an A-level?
A. A liar
Q. What do you call a chav in a tastefully-decorated house?
A. A burglar
Q. What do you call a knife in Chav-Ville?
A. Exhibit A
Q. What's green and gets a chav pÃssed?
A. A Giro
Not really a chav joke, but it's somewhat related
Q. What key can open any lock?
A. A pi-key
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Ollie_R wrote:[Q. What key can open any lock?
A. A pi-key
i heard that one before but it was a bit longer than that
have you heard that the police have found a key that can open 60% of residental doors and 90% of car doors! they have named it the Pi-Key
then very racist
the Darkey
on a chav note
Q ,what do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it.?
A. Safe