Valentines presents for guys!?

Chally_Rai · Post by **Chally_Rai** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:37 pm

Indeed...

The radio one man last night got a text from a girl saying she wanted to get this lad shes seeing something to say ' i like you' but not ' i love you'

He came up with

a pen.

a bathmat

an all in one remote control.

hedgehogharvey · Post by **hedgehogharvey** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:13 pm

blowjob?

Chally_Rai · Post by **Chally_Rai** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:00 pm

hedgehogharvey wrote:blowjob?

for valentines day?

Thats like giving someone toast for breakfast!

Luke'sGti · Post by **Luke'sGti** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:02 pm

Chally_Rai wrote:
hedgehogharvey wrote:blowjob?
for valentines day?

Thats like giving someone toast for breakfast!

ahh, how things change when you get married

Bryony84 · Post by **Bryony84** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:50 pm

Chally_Rai wrote:
hedgehogharvey wrote:blowjob?
for valentines day?

Thats like giving someone toast for breakfast!

I'd agree with you there, got to be something a bit special!

dubpolo · Post by **dubpolo** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:02 pm

i gave my girlfriend a big dimond ring two weeks ago so she aint getting anything but a card!

give him your car for the day, go on! if you really love him

Biddle · Post by **Biddle** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:33 pm

I just found some verses for Valentines day, but be warned some of them might offend people, hence why I posted a link not the verses, so seriously dont get mad at me if you dont find them funny.http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp ... nsfwfs=yes

Chally_Rai · Post by **Chally_Rai** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:13 pm

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I

Ollie_R · Post by **Ollie_R** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:58 pm

Chally_Rai wrote:Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I

Pfft

Personally, I can't wait until tomorrow is over.

LowPoloCo. · Post by **LowPoloCo.** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:05 pm

yeah , you guys think thats bad, i feel like a complete traitor to all of you.

the girl im getting one for owns a '96 clio, so i went on halfords website, found some pink tax disk holder, pink gear knob, and dust caps as a set Â£9.99.

then joined a CLIO FORUM! in order to find out how to remove gear stick!

too much effort! didnt wanna break the car, just bought card and tax disk holder.

ModifiedMadness · Post by **ModifiedMadness** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:10 pm

I'm getting this back for Valentines day

Bryony84 · Post by **Bryony84** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:18 pm

Best valentines present ever huh?

DanDiesel · Post by **DanDiesel** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:36 pm

hollie got me 4 dvds that i wanted, which i'm pleased about!! got her a dvd, a cashmere jumper, a pot plant and flowers!
she also bought all the food for our dinner!

Luke'sGti · Post by **Luke'sGti** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:16 pm

DanDiesel wrote:a pot plant

i wouldnt go round advertising that you have one of them

Chally_Rai · Post by **Chally_Rai** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:20 pm

Luke'sGti wrote:
DanDiesel wrote:a pot plant
i wouldnt go round advertising that you have one of them

Yeah, everyone'll be after it!!!