I am officially a murderer

Mouse_GTI · Post by **Mouse_GTI** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:51 pm

Driving to Uni this morning and there were bloody seagulls swooping down for something on the road. One obviously decided food was more important than it's life and I just caught the side of it doing around 50 as it flew up. There was a pretty loud bang and some feathers - looked over my shoulder to see it lying at the side of the road flapping its wings. Luckily my car didn't even have a mark on it.

Serves them right for s**t on my car at the weekend

olop_chris · Post by **olop_chris** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:12 pm

Seagulls are scum anyway!!

In my opinion anyway

Chally_Rai · Post by **Chally_Rai** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:26 pm

They are the new pigeon down here in devon! scroungers!

did you put it out its misery though?

GTILass · Post by **GTILass** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:32 pm

i just drove past a phesant that had been hit but was still flapping - i hope someone hit it and put it out its misery

(PoLoBoI) · Post by **(PoLoBoI)** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:45 pm

i hit a duck on the motorway but only i saw bits on ma window and bonnet but ma bumper had a big piece missing so i had to buy a new bumper

DanDiesel · Post by **DanDiesel** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:55 pm

one of my managers at work hit a pheasant on the way to work and didn't realise that it was stuck in the grill of his jeep cherokee!!

until someone pointed it out about 6 hours later

mysteryboy · Post by **mysteryboy** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:43 pm

u go...!!

I hate birds... pigeons & seaguls in particular

GTILass · Post by **GTILass** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:48 pm

mysteryboy wrote:u go...!!

I hate birds... pigeons & seaguls in particular

yea i feel the same about men sometimes....seems a bit harsh dealing with it that way though

Mouse_GTI · Post by **Mouse_GTI** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:12 pm

Not sure if the thing survived. I did kind of feel sorry for it though coz it must of hurt!

I think men are like crows, quite intelligent. Some women are like seagulls and will shove anything down their throat

ModifiedMadness · Post by **ModifiedMadness** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:26 pm

We had one of the vans at work turn up one day with a seagull wedged in the grille.

Was pretty funny watching them pull it out

GTILass · Post by **GTILass** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:29 pm

Mouse_GTI wrote:Not sure if the thing survived. I did kind of feel sorry for it though coz it must of hurt!

I think men are like crows, quite intelligent. Some women are like seagulls and will shove anything down their throat

classy women there then

id rathe somethin died immediatly if i did kill something

Si_GTi · Post by **Si_GTi** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:47 pm

I've walloped a pigeon before now, there was just a loud *thunk* as the thing bounced off the car, and a load of feathers out the back

I regularly hit roadkill at the moment with the car being so low, the bigger birds hit the underside of the exhaust and also the engine undertray sometimes.. more feathers!

GTILass · Post by **GTILass** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:48 pm

Si_GTi wrote:I've walloped a pigeon before now, there was just a loud *thunk* as the thing bounced off the car, and a load of feathers out the back

I regularly hit roadkill at the moment with the car being so low, the bigger birds hit the underside of the exhaust and also the engine undertray sometimes.. more feathers!

i indicate around it....no way im attemptin to drive over a badger

shantybeater · Post by **shantybeater** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:56 pm

I hit a rabbit not so long ago...had to go back and kill the thing...it wasn't nice....

olop_chris · Post by **olop_chris** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:59 pm

The only road kill i have performed...is hitting a rabbit...

Felt horrible! locked on my brakes but it was well and truley squashed.

Poor little Peter Rabbit