Shat myself of course, ran outside and looked at her car first and saw the whole of her rear bumper f*cked with a massive 20 inch crack with lots of moving root cracks all over, and the bottom of the bumper was slightly hanging due to the hugeness of the crack.
Then I remembered my baby, looked behind and saw this:
![Image](http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/davidrawaf/27052007425.jpg)
Some of her paint came off onto my car. No cracks, no dents, not even a scratch. I'm impressed.
Polo's rule!!
I feel bad though, and shes not bothering to claim on her insurance, so I've found her a replacement bumper on eBay for £25.