How to modify an Audi, the Honda way.

CraigMK4 · Post by **CraigMK4** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:17 pm

Right guys im sure you've all probably seen this before, but if you haven't:

http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/tm.htm

I'd take a p*** first, otherwise prepare to ruin your furniture and undergarments.

pip_polo · Post by **pip_polo** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:26 pm

lmao

'Are you f***ing retarted?'

i think he is

a video of it would be better

h4r1s · Post by **h4r1s** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:23 pm

was reading this on clubpolo, flippin hilarious

supposedly it's only a joke though and has circled other audi forums a while ago

'I thought it would be cool to paint the inside of my engine so I went to home depot and got a gallon of paint and put my intake in it. I had to mash the gas to the floor so the engine would run. My turbo didn't spool but i think it's broken because it's covered in paint. My engine won't start now and my exhaust has paint in it. What should I do? Also I ran out of motor oil so I filled the crank case with fudge. Is this ok? It looks the same. Can I drive the car?'

JoeG07 · Post by **JoeG07** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:48 pm

i persoanlly tthaught the best line was

i have to pick up my girlfriend

How cool must he be feeling right now? Hope he treats her better than the car

CraigMK4 · Post by **CraigMK4** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:47 pm

I really should of posted this in the DIY section, wonder if anyone would try it

Tim_GTi · Post by **Tim_GTi** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:19 am

haha this is ace!

I skipped the last page of posts, and i think the 6 pages are mainly people just reading the first post and replying not relising it was a complete joke. Someone posted a link to the original which was like 4 years ago

Post by **alexperkins** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:56 pm

The horrifying thing is that someone may have actually done this for real

Mouse_GTI · Post by **Mouse_GTI** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:41 am

I think my engine might be dirty inside, can I stick a power washer up the air intake

Post by **alexperkins** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:36 am

Dont forget some sand!

Mouse_GTI · Post by **Mouse_GTI** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:55 pm

Maybe even a drop or two of fairy liquid! And cement!

Post by **alexperkins** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:06 pm

cement what a cracking idea

CraigMK4 · Post by **CraigMK4** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:00 pm

cement what a cracking idea