anyway we got a long neck to have on the drive back, fooking old bill pull us over,and breath tested me. It was just over the limit.
So they said we better go down the station to do a urine test as it was so close.
Anyway, I give them a sample, we are waiting for about half an hour and they come back with the paper work and urine sample and place it on the table, they was just about to giving me a going over about it when all of a sudden they get an call out and fook off leaving the paper work and urine on the table.
One hour later we was waiting there, I stood up and was fooking about when I noticed the door wasn't locked, so I said to my mate, fook this, we grabbed the urine and paper work and fooked off.
A couple of hours after we get in we get a knock on the door, it was the old bill. They said to me, Sir...
...we are nicking you for taking the p***!
