Saw this somewhere, thought I'd share it.
Things to do in the lift
1) When there's only one other person in the lift, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go
back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the
wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know
what floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After
awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
8 ) Move your desk in to the lift and whenever someone gets on, ask if
they have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if
they hear something ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures
and exit with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't
panic, they open up again."
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
18 ) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut
up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, and while peering inside,
ask,"Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
"You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.
23) Listen to the lift walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then
announce,"I have new socks on."
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers, "This is my personal space."
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Re: Things to do in the lift
SteveB wrote:7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
lol actually done that, you should have seen their faces when i shouted out GROUP HUG still brings a tear to the eye
