Joke (ish) If Women ruled the world - NOT PC

bstardchild · Post by **bstardchild** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 5:54 pm

Sorry guys and gals but I just had to share these

jimbob · Post by **jimbob** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 8:51 pm

dubpolo · Post by **dubpolo** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 8:58 pm

thats well funny!!!!!!!

metz · Post by **metz** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:10 pm

and kinda true lol

M@Turner · Post by **M@Turner** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:29 pm

Another funny thing courtesy of bstardchild.

bstardchild · Post by **bstardchild** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:14 pm

M@Turner wrote:

Another funny thing courtesy of bstardchild.

Glad you liked it - have been told to limit postings like this - As it is a chat forum not a joke forum

When there is a joke forum - I'll fill it

GroovyCarrot · Post by **GroovyCarrot** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:20 pm

That speedometer is perfect.. they're exactly the noises my mum makes from the back seat when I'm driving

And the amount of women I know who would actually want dealerships to be set up like that is incredible...

I'm suprised no one's designed a mouse like that as well.. you could have all sorts of useful little cubby holes in the back of one, perfect for the makeup

algenon_iii · Post by **algenon_iii** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:44 am

As Homer once said "It's funny because it's true"

The following has happened too many times:

Me: I've just bought a Polo
Man: Oh yeah, what's the engine size/bhp/top speed
Woman: Oh yeah, what colour is it.

Karl_CLCoupe · Post by **Karl_CLCoupe** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 12:29 pm

algenon_iii wrote:Man: Oh yeah, what's the engine size/bhp/top speed
Woman: Oh yeah, what colour is it.

My uncles brother used to have a Skoda dealership, and thats pretty much what would decide a car. If it was a woman buying, and it was a nice colour, she'd have it. If it was a bloke buying, and it had enough grunt, he would buy it.

Karl.

Tahrey1043 · Post by **Tahrey1043** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 3:53 pm

hmmm, there's an idea... the back end of my mouse is a perfect place to stash a couple of jeweller's screwdrivers and a couple bits of wrigley's extra for those moments when it all goes bits-up and you have to pop the lid (which would then get a double meaning)

(well, if i didnt already know that the space is taken up by circuitry)

time to put another email together with this stuff in it before a mate beats me to the punch i think!