If you think you're having a hard time today, then cheer yourself up
Just think, you could......
...have this guy's parking ability
(yes, the izusu had to drive over the grass to get to a pump because of that. and there was a buck toothed burberry capped child in the passenger seat, no joke)
...turn up to a show and find youself the only one there
...be unwittingly causing a world chrome shortage by driving a mobile tragedy
...be so poor that the only transport you can afford is a bike with 2-inch wheels
...own a fairly tidy mk3 saloon and be parked next to a polo show without going to it or not even knowing it's on (?)
...have your mk1 GTi brazenly stolen by international car theives!!
...belong to an even more inexplicable owners club than this one
...be getting ripped off by insurance companies!
...be driving a 4-seater lawnmower
...(even worse?) be driving a 5-seater crime against eyes!
...think you're so "X-RAD" (and "A-OK") in a diesel 106
says the man in a 1 litre polo
...be a confused OAP
...end up faced with this scene without a six-gun to hand!
grrr, fe©kin b'stards
...have the prime job as the council employed bloke who sets up the nightly game of student vs cone hide'n'seek
and has to reset the playing field in the morning as well
...go insane enough to invent VEGETARIAN HAGGIS
...have opened a small tailors back in the 70s, just down from C&A, selling a nice line of tartan mens and ladies fashionwear, never suspecting the evil you are about to unleash upon a defenceless society...
(the next two are a bit "naughty" in different ways, plus the second one is quite a bit larger in rez and filesize, so i'm linking them. mature or broadminded audiences only. best to say "no policemen" either, though i assure you there's no children involved whatsoever. except for the 8-year-old sitting at the controls in my mind
)...think that this is pretty goddamn fast and congratulate the car on it at the end of the journey!!
...be the one having to take the rap when the media backlash breaks out over the naming of Boots' latest budget French Connection rival...
(720x960, in case your browser does that annoying thing of shrinking it to fit the screen on anything less than 1280x1024)
or...........
you could be a duck
have a good night out there
whatever you are
> type autoexec.qak
<echo=off>
quack
<@echo>
> dir /b
total page size: 300kb images, plus a further 70kb linked
> not all *so* bad then
bad command or file name
bloody awful
