BaLing BaLing mo'foga
Haha Cal... i think you should be afraid of the pimpmobile... all that grunt through those itty bitty wheels, the shortness of the gearing cuz of them, and the massive 185 wide rubber means you might end up standing still and twisting the tarmac right off the road
I'd not want to go up against that 1 litre beast, not without getting a chip and cust-o-miser-ing my gearbox first
No love lost with 4-by drivers here neither - the twats simply cannot park for toffee. Possibly something to do with the fact that they have zero close-up visibility in that sky high cab, particularly to the rear with the boot-mounted spare wheel.
Still think my grille's bent where one of the nobs went into me.
And an almost topical one - getting lift into work this morning, my chaffeur was charging (for once!) up Holloway Head road, nice wet surface, finally eked their 100hp monster a little over the legal limit.... big old Discovery* can be seen closely ahead rolling up to the stop line at a side road, doesnt brake much, looks once in our direction and goes for it. Except, not very much throttle, a bit of rear end slip, and a hilarious amount of body roll. Ends up straightening out smack in the middle of two lanes on this pseudo dual carriageway. Much braking and a bit of cursing ensued. Scuse me mate... you're not driving a proper city-bred car that can "handle" any more. Go away and think what you've done and don't try it again.
Think it would have been bloody fantastic if he'd tried a little harder to make it straight into the nearside lane with a little more speed, and, just like the one shown on Top Gear (5th gear? i forget), tipped the stupid thing right onto it's roof
*wrote Disco originally but didn't want Matt getting on my case
PS to clear it up once and for all, arCTic = large ice sheet surrounding north pole, arTic = lorry that bends at the middle (no "C"). K?