Joke - Getting away with it!!!

[bstardchild]

After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo,(and
he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still
standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver,
"Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you
the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and
I'd really like to drive today." "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do
that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests
the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. "There might
be something extra in it for you," says the Pope. Reluctantly, the
driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The
driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the
Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. "Please slow down,
Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the
pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose
my license," moans the driver. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the
window as the cop approaches,but the cop takes one look at him, goes
back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the
Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a
limo going a hundred and five. "So bust him," says the Chief. "I don't
think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop. The
Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!" "No, I mean really important,"
said the cop. The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
Chief: "Governor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
Cop: "I think it's God!"
Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"
Cop: "He's got the fu**ing Pope as a driver!!"