Here we are:
A fine collection of crap:
Hifi system bodged together from components off ebay. Picks up interference from my mouse, monitor and hard drive and makes some interesting noises out of them.
10 year old 33.6k modem that I'm having to use until we get broadband (tomorrow hopefully..)
Massive bar of dairy milk which I've eaten half of in the time it's taken to make this post
Bill Bryson book which I read whenever I get bored, usually because the computer's crashed
Head gasket that I'm too lazy to fit on top of the scanner
Pile of work I'm meant to have done but havent, interspersed with various bits of speedometers
Waitrose overtime dates scribbled on a deli paper bag, stuffed behind a german golf gti postcard and held up with a small horseshoe
Nice relaxing beach/rocks/sunset poster
Del Boy van poster
Need to clear it up a bit really.