nuttinnew wrote: Burberry blanket on the parcel shelf.
Christ ---- i think a flameflower would be my weapon of choice. Maybe a second set of washer jets mounted subtly on the roof that spray out napalm, and a spark plug hidden behind the gutter rail.
Just to get rid of the blanket.
It got me thinking; I f'cking hate pikeys.
Come now, you'll be trying to torch a caravan park next....
I mean, lil cnt wanted to start a row because he got his arse kicked.
Well, according to a program on radio 4 earlier about Herring (hey, it's not sad if you've just knocked your bedside radio on and have enough energy to listen but not to change the station), they need more Omega-3 fatty acids and DHA's. Get a condition added to the DHS benefits qualification requirements that all claimants and dependants must prove adequate intake of suitable dietary supplements (cod liver oil, oily fish etc) and there might be an upturn in attitudes.
Deficiency in these things apparently affects your brain chemistry and nervous responses, makes you thick, easily confused and "hyper-reactive"... i.e. you respond to the slightest little annoyance by blowing up and kicking off wanting to beat on folk. Sound chavamiliar? Think i might get some for my mum and brother....
I think they may take offence to such a sticker and give me more to laugh about...
Til you get all your windows smashed in and the car torched - be careful. Chav pride is (terrifyingly) coming and there'll be riots, ah tell thee.
It'll be hilarious while it lasts though
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