The ugly car post
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2003 11:01 pm
Ok... I think we all agree that Polos are great-looking cars, or at least that our Polos are.
We can only feel sorry, then, for those poor souls that are forced to drive lesser cars.
Unless they actually spend their own money buying some things I can only describe as criminal designs, in which case being seen driving them is punishment enough.
I'm not going to mention the two F words here today (well, Fiat and Ford, there! I said them - sorry...) because their crimes are well-known and I must admit to having been an accomplice in two of them.
But I still propose this topic for the discussion, and obviously, the detraction of the ugliest, most offensive cars your our humble opinion.
May I start by pointing exibit A, the Corsa Sedan. GM should be banned not only as in Genetically Modified but also as in Chevrolet (or Opel or Vauxhall or whatever fake passport name our criminal may use).
Oh the humanity!
Kinda reminds you of those 'Your mama's so...' jokes that start 'Your mama's ass is so big...", doesn't it?
This abherration is seen throughout the American continent, and I'm told also in Africa. Which adds to the cruel treatment dispensed on two of the poorest areas of the world. The Corsa Sedanould be useful for birth control purposes though: being seen driving one is a sort of symbolic castration...
Let's see what else you guys can come up with - I for one won't be offended if it's just for the benefit of a helthy discussion!
Edit: Image size reduced in an attempt not to be overly offensive.
We can only feel sorry, then, for those poor souls that are forced to drive lesser cars.
Unless they actually spend their own money buying some things I can only describe as criminal designs, in which case being seen driving them is punishment enough.
I'm not going to mention the two F words here today (well, Fiat and Ford, there! I said them - sorry...) because their crimes are well-known and I must admit to having been an accomplice in two of them.
But I still propose this topic for the discussion, and obviously, the detraction of the ugliest, most offensive cars your our humble opinion.
May I start by pointing exibit A, the Corsa Sedan. GM should be banned not only as in Genetically Modified but also as in Chevrolet (or Opel or Vauxhall or whatever fake passport name our criminal may use).
Oh the humanity!
Kinda reminds you of those 'Your mama's so...' jokes that start 'Your mama's ass is so big...", doesn't it?
This abherration is seen throughout the American continent, and I'm told also in Africa. Which adds to the cruel treatment dispensed on two of the poorest areas of the world. The Corsa Sedanould be useful for birth control purposes though: being seen driving one is a sort of symbolic castration...
Let's see what else you guys can come up with - I for one won't be offended if it's just for the benefit of a helthy discussion!
Edit: Image size reduced in an attempt not to be overly offensive.
so I only said 'nice car', she asked if the Polo was mine and I said yes, so she said 'yours is nice too' and floated away. 