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Gents and scholars the lot of you

and a brief voice message
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1. the offending article. not so big and clever NOW are ya?
2. gloves have started to bore me. skin cancer? bring it. also yay for unintentional metaller horns. rawk! (after being fuelled by drum 'n' bass and tony christie lol)
3. gurning for england, but with good reason - that black dot on my nose isnt dirt but the bruise from where the sump clocked me one as i tried to fit it
4. not sure whether to wash these old chav-disguise rags or just burn them
5. these *were* my "best" trainers at one point
6. covered in oil & underseal stains. I'm going to do a dual cleanup of them and the stuff from this op.
7. the action's happening over here. full DIY guide report with moochoze piccies "later". dont wanna spoil it. besides ive got the best part of a gig to wade thru.
8. kindly 80-plus years neighbour lives here. not a half hour ago he was talking to my mum and offered me a lend of some "plus gas" (some kind of uber-strong wd40-like liquid apparently) and his blowtorch. damn!
now to see what else i can get done in the 80 minutes or so before i decide "f*** it" and go to the pub. (a bit like scrapheap challenge, but its not kryten deciding when to stop, and i can carry on after)
* no i did NOT swear at him for being tardy. he really is that nice, not to be harmed or offended.