Say it with your best brum accent
a man from birmingham goes for a job interview wearing a pea green polyester shirt, brown flared cordroy trousers and platform heels, 'all you need now is a kipper tie' says the interviewer. 'ta everso, says the brummie, 'milk and two sugars please'
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you've robbed that off the telly sometime recent
good marks for effort in the rewrite however!
Brummie man is fishing in the local waterway when his mate walks down the towpath...
"roight barroy, youse cort anyfeen yet tudoi?"
"yep, get this now daz, oi cort a whaile, a beeg one tao!"
"a whaile? oi kent see anyfeen 'ere, what'd youse do wiv eet loike?"
"ehhh... i frew it back"
"yams cort a whale, and then frew eet back? whooii?"
....wait for it..........
"well, eet deent 'ave no spaokes!"
* apologies to all true brummoise, i know that's more sandwell/dudloi (black country) than the city, but it's always funnier that way.
good marks for effort in the rewrite however!
Brummie man is fishing in the local waterway when his mate walks down the towpath...
"roight barroy, youse cort anyfeen yet tudoi?"
"yep, get this now daz, oi cort a whaile, a beeg one tao!"
"a whaile? oi kent see anyfeen 'ere, what'd youse do wiv eet loike?"
"ehhh... i frew it back"
"yams cort a whale, and then frew eet back? whooii?"
....wait for it..........
"well, eet deent 'ave no spaokes!"
* apologies to all true brummoise, i know that's more sandwell/dudloi (black country) than the city, but it's always funnier that way.
