The whole 'fourteen presses to get in the car' thing has been irritating me a lot of late, so I popped up to see a mate yesterday to have a fiddlewith his VAG-COM. Fantastic piece of kit. Tested pretty much everything, full diagnostics and I've now got a revolutionary new feature: When i tell the car to unlock (with the unlock button), it actually unlocks the doors and boot. At last!
Also enabled anti-hijack and got a cool video of a 0-160 run (speedo test

)complete with realistic rrum-brum noises.
I'm a happy bunny.