atomic_pope wrote:
3- an unused diary!
4- a TV remote!!

you're about £15 up on that £60 already!
5- Jump leads (nice!)
...£30, or £35-40 if they're any cop!
(what was it on the bangernomics website that said about giving your car a THOROUGH clean-out before selling it at a bargain basement price to make sure you're not actually losing money?

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Just be careful if they're cheap ones (thin wire, flimsy little crocodile clip connectors that barely fit over the battery terminals) - Polo needs quite hardcore leads for reliable and safe jump-starting, considering the engines arent any bigger than 1272cc... I burnt out TWO sets of 1300cc leads on separate occasions with the 1-litre, and now i'm onto 1600s... seem to do ok but still get pretty warm! (started an old 1400 golf i ran across broken-down with very little trouble

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Besides, theres no interior so nowhere to drop a lil bag of green!
Another reason it was cheap then! What, you mean like no seats?!
The fuses are fine and the jump start didnt get it going either!!!
Just a clunking noise and the engine moving forward slightly...cant be good!
Well, again, just be careful with those leads, if it's all jammed up then more than a few seconds trying might melt their connections or burn the insulation, not to mention burning the starter (a "stalled" electric motor draws an
insane amount of power - and most of it goes to heat as its not moving). And again if they're crap, they might not be capable of providing enough juice to turn over a sticky old polo engine.
Get a couple strong guys to give you a help, maneuver it onto the flat in neutral, then engage top and "firmly but gently" you all give it a push, one of you at the front door pillar (door closed, window open - ignition off!) with the bonnet up and cambelt cover off, keep a good eye and ear on what the engine's doing. If it's clear it doesn't want to turn
at all, break off before you destroy something... but it shouldn't be too difficult to turn it over in top gear - in fact if you're brave, you can jack up one wheel and do it by hand by firmly grabbing each side of the tyre and twisting in the forwards direction... have a slightly looser grip when you feel resistance though, in case it kicks back and breaks your wrists, exactly the same theory as with an old starter handle! Doesn't need to go far even in top gear to complete a full turn of the engine, only about ~15 to 18 inches in 4th for example.
After having said all that - if you're sure the starters fine but it wont turn the engine, i would be *very* careful... the thing has enough power to jerk the car along in top gear for a short distance quicker than you could push it after all! So it could be very sticky!
The safest thing of course, if you're up to (and for) it, is to do a minor stripdown.... follow the haynes (or whatever you prefer) procedure for replacing the head gasket to the point where you've got the cylinder head off, and take a good look at the top of the cylinders and the state of the valves - when the two parts are apart it's also a whole lot easier (zero compression) and a lot safer (no risk of "collision") to rotate the cam and the crank to check for seizure and look for damage, so long as you can get 'em lined back up again
