Six adults in a fiat panda surely isnt legal either but its fantastic fun to and from the pub (one of them has to go lengthways)... or nine in a sierra estate off to the beach (ENORMOUS, volvo-rivalling load bay)
Just tell them to cover themselves in a black tarp if there's any interest from the law. Sounds like a plan!
You could always get your paws on another blue squareback that's either scrapped or soon on it's way there, and set to - leaving the tailgate on this time!

Wonder if the lights work, as well?
Heck if that one has a towbar as well, make yourself two, then if you're in a mood to protest and p*ss people off, you can then create a vehicle train that's technically still under speed limits of 40mph on the m'way and 20mph EVERYWHERE else thanks to some unrepealed laws

Sorry guv i wasnt meaning to cause an obstruction, i just didnt want to be speeding - could be very dangerous to exceed the legal maximum with a setup like this.
Ahem. Er. De-threadjack!
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